Frase's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[One o'Clock Jump]

What the...

Ok yes the smoothness of the animation was incredably especially the spliff one but that does not make up for a completely random narrative. A guy rolls a joint and his dad walks in? how funny... The worrying thing is that was easily the best one, the rest were just complete random bollucks to be honest. Nah screw it honestly, I've seen this site's viewers make far too many mistakes, anything with random content but amazing graphics and drug references can make it to number 1, fuck it just vote it up and encourage more people to make this shit. It tried so hard to be funny and really, really wasn't. Mind you I can't stop laughin at how shit it was have fun you lot lol.

[Dynamite Lock]

Ha

Magic clock sounds like a right little internet freak. Nice visuals, nice dialogue, this was pretty sweet.

HydraulicCat responds:

Thanks.

[Black Vs. Blue]

Hey

Wow dude im not sure if I've ever given a zero for style before. Also the music didn't create the right atmosphere for shit, did you just wanna stick in some track you like? That's cool but not in this form.

[nightShift: a true story]

Pretty bad to be honest

Slow paced, un-needed animation with little narrative content. It consisted of 'Equalibirum -> Disruption' with the disruption lasting about a second and the dull equalibrium making up about 95% of the cartoon. Some of your other works are remarkable but this is poor indeed. I hope the guy finds it funny himself though.

[NG Tank Action Figure]

Woah..

Woah woah, down score, down...

[Robots are Stupid]

ha

lol i love it when plots kindad gradually just get ridiculous, that was pretty funny nice one.

[Great Weed Drought of '03]

Heh

03 drought? I swear the place was covered in it. Still I kinda glad I cut down on the stuff because it just got kinda depressing and shit. Some of the acid stuff like "79?... 79 what?" or whatever, that was pretty funny because it was accurate to the effect because you don't properly take in anything for shit lol. Besides that I didn't really find it funny. Good work though.

[Pass the lightsaber]

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shit... be honest, what more is there to say?

ConAir responds:

...how bout something constructive for starters